--- F R E N D Z of martian --- www.martian.fm where earthlings collide world headlines tobacco giant sues dying smokers for 'product abuse' US actors' strike escalates into ugly workshop World Alzheimer Congress approves new ethical code six times Egyptians apologise for human rights record under Pharaohs 'You say tomato, I say tomato' lyric dies suddenly in print 'French TV, food, people suck' reports overweight American 10 year old Also in this week's martian.fm... MARTIAN EDITOR This week I have shapeshifted into Audrey Pandering, a nurse at Kuwait City's Imperial Healthcare Centre. It's my job to serve the 'non-alcoholic' cocktails. Occasionally a very old Royal uncle will be brought in, already sedated - it's a fine line between euthanasia and amnesia, and the money's good. http://www.martian.fm/martian%20editor.htm MARTIAN JUSTICE Should Sir Norman Foster, the world's leading architect, be vaporised? Discover whether Puff Daddy survived last week's vote. http://www.martian.fm/martian%20justice.htm TW@ Emails from around the world, ruthlessly edited and tampered with. http://www.martian.fm/twat.htm ILL Online miracle cures for everything from tramlines to cancer. http://www.martian.fm/martian_health_check.htm CONSPIRACY WATCH You're not paranoid. "They" are. http://www.martian.fm/martian%20conspiracy.htm NOBBY The irrepressible dinosaur shares his views on wildlife conservation. http://www.martian.fm/nobby_wigan.html STUDENT Vegetariana's three words of wisdom. http://www.martian.fm/student.htm ART Brilliant work by leading artists, including Tracey Emin's My Toilet and Damien Hirst's The Incontrovertible Perception of Nothingness. http://www.martian.fm/tate%20modern.htm STARS Check out your martian horoscope. http://www.martian.fm/stars_from_mars.htm to be removed from this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] to add someone to this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
