week ending August 5

[martian arts]

www.martian.fm where earthlings collide world headlines 05 08 00 modified vegetable turns pro Di Caprio and Winslet to reprise roles in 'Concorde' global email community hoaxed by real life guilty conscience 'keeps me fightin' fit', jokes Pope Schumacher offered pole by Coulthard Lancashire meets Yorkshire in Pennine summit Also in martian.fm... THE EDITOR This week I have shapeshifted into Steve Baggins, chairman of the Tolkien Brotherhood. http://www.martian.fm/martian%20editor.htm MARTIAN JUSTICE This week, the chance to vaporise...Scotland. Everybody loves Scotland, with its majestic countryside, lochs, glens, Scotch and that. Unfortunately, it's full of Scottish people. No offence, obviously, but now that Sean Connery and Ewan McGregor live abroad, isn't it time to draw a line and move on? http://www.martian.fm/martian%20justice.htm CONSPIRACY WATCH Is Marvin Gaye still alive? Why were Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman wearing silver robes? They're watching you, and we're watching them. http://www.martian.fm/conspiracy_index.htm WORST BANDS ON EARTH We scoured the world to find the worst band demos on earth. This week - The Quivering Aspens and their plaintive ballad, Sandra. http://www.martian.fm/worst.htm BYPASS Modern art? They're having a laugh, aren't they? http://www.martian.fm/bypass.htm TW@ What's in your box this week? http://www.martian.fm/twat.htm MHS Sound advice from the Martian Health Service. http://www.martian.fm/martian_health_check.htm NOBBY He's big, he's bigoted, and by gum he's from Wigan. http://www.martian.fm/nobby_wigan.html NEW! You can be Tim Henman and play ping pong with Nobby using William Hague's head! http://www.martian.fm/pong.htm STUDENT Vegetariana's three words of wisdom. http://www.martian.fm/student.htm to be removed from this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] to add someone to this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED]