--- F R E N D Z of martian --- www.martian.fm where earthlings collide HEADLINES Gates says holes in Internet caused by lungless space birds Brooklyn coroner pronounces murder victim 'moider victim' Irvine Welsh trapped overnight in moral vacuum Money reserves wobble in cantilevered blue-chip simulator Chancellor Gordon Brown makes 'o' shape at end of sentence Texas lifts meaningless 'slam dunk buddy booger' ban Teenagers 'should beware queasy effects of alcohol' warns Sick Czar Tarantino has stupid squashed-up face, minor filmmaker tells self Also at www.martian.fm... THE EDITOR This week I have shapeshifted into two inseparable friends. Who knows what could happen? http://www.martian.fm/martian%20editor.htm MARTIAN JUSTICE The chance to vaporise Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And...did The Simpsons survive? http://www.martian.fm/martian%20justice.htm ZODIAC Check out your martian horoscope. Try not to get too offended. http://www.martian.fm/stars_from_mars.htm CONSPIRACY WATCH Someone cracked the KFC Zinger Sauce Code. And then they disappeared. http://www.martian.fm/conspiracy_index.htm WORST BANDS ON EARTH Oh bad. Very bad. Atrium are from Finland, and they are RUBBISH. Download the demo, or do something useful instead. http://www.martian.fm/worst.htm BYPASS It's art, darling. http://www.martian.fm/bypass.htm TW@ American bigoted halfwits and other choice earthlings. Enjoy! And avoid! http://www.martian.fm/twat.htm NOBBY That naughty dinosaur from Wigan extends a friendly member to Ffion Hague. http://www.martian.fm/nobby_wigan.html to be removed from this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] to add someone to this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/frendz@marsbard.com/