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www.martian.fm off-world in style
world headlines week ending September 02
pop sensation experienced by air passengers
size of German pants up 4% on last year
Eminem 'stable' after accidentally dissing self
bee swarm driven indoors by bad language
PR guru 'trails odour of evil', says other PR guru
Norfolk estate agent imagined semi-nude by neighbour
Also in martian.fm...
THE EDITOR
This week I have shapeshifted into a private investigator, and have tracked
down an entire village in central Wales which has been obscured by giant
brambles since the 19th Century.
http://www.martian.fm/martian%20editor.htm
MARTIAN JUSTICE
This week, the chance to vaporise...Guy Ritchie and Madonna. Did Piglet
survive last week's vote?
http://www.martian.fm/martian%20justice.htm
TW@
We take your emails and turn them against you. It's for your own good.
http://www.martian.fm/twat.htm
UNI.3
A three-word film review from student Thwaitesy.
http://www.martian.fm/student.htm
WORST SOUND ON EARTH
Sing along to 'IRA.com', from political world-folksters The Celtic Rangers.
http://www.martian.fm/worst.htm
CORRIE
Our soapcam reveals who used to live in Ken Barlow's house...
http://www.martian.fm/corrie.htm
BEANS
Check out the latest art piece 'by' Anthony Gormley, and visit the
parallel-universe Tate Modern.
http://www.martian.fm/anthony_gormley.htm
HOROSCOPE
Which is your martian star sign: Phobos, Deimos, Alpha Centauri, Callisto,
Ganymede, Hyperion, Boo Boo, Eunomia, Oros, Sensimilia, Juno or
Aretha?http://www.martian.fm/stars_from_mars.htm
NOBBY
The cheeky, sweary Northern dinosaur dismisses current health scares in an
offensive way.
http://www.martian.fm/nobby_wigan.html
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