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world headlines           week ending September 16

human head found in giant cod 'laughed briefly'
Clinton's Nude Summit offer declined
sports fan collapses in Olympic Breakfast
new Oasis single 'may feature guitar solo'
British troops captured by children on spacehoppers
love snatch tot slams WAP link custody tart

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