--- F R E N D Z of martian --- www.martian.fm where earthlings collide world headlines week ending September 23 DNA test shows comedian 'is half bear' dream of heart attack kills psychoanalyst Mandelson to produce glossy column for Mirror optimistic farmer eaten by own dogs blind swordsman to present Big Breakfast Car Czar's pump dump jam slam backtrack ************************************** MESSAGE FROM THE EDITORS Following a complaint about unsolicited mail we have removed several addresses from our mailing list. If you have received this in error - apologies. To be removed from the list, please email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To confirm you still wish to receive the weekly martian FM newsletter, please email [EMAIL PROTECTED] To add a new address to this mailing list, email [EMAIL PROTECTED] Thanks. Ian and Paul Martin, editors. ************************************** Also in martian FM this week... THE EDITOR You can't be too careful. This week, not only have I shapeshifted into an earthling - I'm also in disguise! That's because I am DJ Skeggy. I broadcast on a pirate FM station - Radio Secret Wirral - playing the best in cheese-hop, double-garage and retropolitan slamdunk! http://www.martian.fm/martian%20editor.htm THE WORST DEMOS ON EARTH Bands on the fringe to make you cringe! Marvel at overlooked classics like Check Out My Big Packet Baby and Tunisian Fantasy In Mauve. http://www.martian.fm/worst_jukebox.htm MARTIAN JUSTICE Your chance to vaporise an earthling. A big fat-arsed 72% voted to save MO MOWLAM last week. Will TONY ROBINSON be so lucky this week? Prediction: NO. http://www.martian.fm/martian%20justice.htm TW@ Your emails, childishly altered to be rude and offensive. http://www.martian.fm/twat.htm STUDENT This week, 'Pukey the dwarf' from Bangor sums up his life in three words. http://www.martian.fm/student.htm STARS FROM MARS Your martian horoscope. Don't leave home without it! http://www.martian.fm/stars_from_mars.htm 1960 How funny was the world 40 years ago, when swearing was still illegal? It's all here, in black and white. http://www.martian.fm/1960.htm NODDY Sneak preview of Damien Hirst's latest 'big piece'. See more unauthorised art in our 'Tate Modern' section. http://www.martian.fm/damien_hirst.htm NOBBY He's a dinosaur, he's from the north, he's bigoted and he's still not extinct. This week, Nobby remembers Hitler's Berlin Olympics and watches women's gymnastics with his mates 'for the crack'. http://www.martian.fm/nobby.html _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. -- Sent to you via the frendz list at marsbard.com The archive is at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/
