Hospitals right across Wales are getting ready for a birth explosion
this coming Xmas and are already trying to recruit extra medical
staff  to cope.  "It's is a worrying side effect of foot and mouth, with the country
side closed off and so many dead sheep, our women are bound to be getting a
bit more attention" said Glyn Lloyd Jones of South Glamorgan Health Trust.
The UFWWL (Ugly Fat Welsh Women's League) Has reported that they
are overjoyed with the situation and are campaigning for a stop to
sheep
Farming in Wales for good. "It's wonderful. All the women in our
Village are getting some at the moment", said a 25 year old fat
Welsh munter.

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