I think we need a David Letterman/Jimmy Fallon top 10/thank you list of
programming languages:

Ruby - thank you the slowest implementation of really cool concepts ever
made
Python - thank you for never sorting any list of anything before the UI
window turns grey
C++ - thank you for all the features I can never remember how to use
C - thank you for allowing me to cast integers to pointers even when I
should have gone to sleep instead
Java - thank you for collecting more garbage than any programmer ever should
have been allowed to make
Fortran - thank you for 40 years of non-recursive functions
Perl - thank you for teaching my daughter the inscrutability of if
statements interpolated into expressions
Php and Sql - thank you for all those web site implementations that no one
will ever get right
VisualBasic and C# - thank you for all those killer apps that never got
written for windows
Javascript - thank you for hanging in there when no one believed you really
were a programming language

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