And nick you know why pirates can speak so well? that's because they be a RRRRRRRR ticulate har har har har!
On Fri, Oct 18, 2019 at 8:36 AM Gillian Densmore <[email protected]> wrote: > Welll nick you did you hear about the pickey skelton shopper? You could > say he has a bone to pick with you. > > On Wed, Oct 16, 2019 at 11:30 AM uǝlƃ ☣ <[email protected]> wrote: > >> https://lmgtfy.com/?q=james+veitch >> >> On 10/16/19 10:26 AM, Nick Thompson wrote: >> > Dear Fellow Friamers, >> > >> > >> > >> > Has anybody ever tried to turn the tables on a Nigerian Prince >> Scammer? So, >> > I agree that you are going send me a million dollars, and I agree that I >> > have to, say, send you $1000 dollars, to facilitate the transfer, but I >> ask >> > you, the scammer, first to send ME a check for $100 dollars to >> establish the >> > validity of your bank account, before I send you my thousand? >> Defectors all >> > the way down? In the end, I am offering to send you penny in order to >> > receive a dime. The whole thing collapses when there are no smaller >> > denominations. >> > >> > >> > >> > Did any of you hear that marvelous This American Life episode in which >> the >> > bored homeowner decided to respond to the Carpet Cleaning cold caller, >> by >> > asking, in a tentative, nervous sort of way, if the carpet cleaner could >> > clean blood. Yes. "I mean, human blood?" Uh, yes. And when assured >> that it >> > could, "Could he clean blood off WALLS?". And when assured on that >> point, >> > too, could the carpet cleaner come NOW! >> > >> > >> > >> > The police officer who appeared at his door, after seeing that there >> was in >> > fact no blood, arrested the home owner. When he asked why, the officer >> > said, "I don't know; we'll figure something out in the car." >> > >> > >> > >> > Yes. I know. I need to get a life. >> >> -- >> ☣ uǝlƃ >> >> ============================================================ >> FRIAM Applied Complexity Group listserv >> Meets Fridays 9a-11:30 at cafe at St. John's College >> to unsubscribe http://redfish.com/mailman/listinfo/friam_redfish.com >> archives back to 2003: http://friam.471366.n2.nabble.com/ >> FRIAM-COMIC <http://friam.471366.n2.nabble.com/FRIAM-COMIC> >> http://friam-comic.blogspot.com/ by Dr. Strangelove >> >
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