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He he he....enjoy the jokes...!! B^)
*** Jokes begin ***
source : Kuncoro
Tester : Dan kalau tinggi saya 1,58 meter, berat saya 75,4 kg,
setiap hari saya berjalan rata-rata 5,6 km, dan akar
kuadrat nomor telepon saya 2341, maka: berapa usia
saya ?
Peserta : Gampang pak. 48 tahun.
Tester : Betul sekali. Bagaimana Anda bisa tahu ?
Peserta : Saya punya sepupu 24 tahun. Dia setengah gila.
***
source : Miftachul
Surabaya News
Ada perkelahian hebat antar etnis cina di beberapa daerah surabaya, di JL.
Bunguran ( Pasar Atom ), Sekitar tugu pahlawan, Plaza Surabaya.tidak ada anggota
ABRI satupun yang terlihat disekitar kejadian,perkelahian semakin hebat ketika
beberapa orang cina yang baru datang ikut bergabung dengan perkelahian tersebut.
Bandung News
Tidak kalah sengitnya dengan Surabaya, di Bandung seorang warga keturunan
dikeroyok ramai2. Kali ini bukan oleh orang pribumi tetapi sama2 orang cina
bahkan sempat meluncurkan tembakan.
Batam News
Meski perkelahian sengit terjadi antar etnis cina tidak membuat para investor
lari ke negri asalnya bahkan mereka ingin melihat dari dekat. Tidak ada
penjarahan apalagi perkosaan.
Menurut sebuah sumber yang dapat dipercaya perkelahian sesama etnis ini sudah
menjalar ke seluruh
Nusantara tepatnya di dekat gedung yang bertuliskan " STUDIO 21 "
[komen : dassaaaarrrr...kayaknya wartawannya amatir banget yg ngelaporin]
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source : Ryanto
[sorry, udah basi, nih !! B^Þ]
Bagaimana kiat untuk memuluskan SI MPR ??
1. Pindah lokasi SI ke tempat yang susah dijangkau, misalnya di atas Kapal Perang
RI, di kapal selam, di atas Kapal Terbang, di Wamena atau kalo perlu pinjam Camp
David
2. Sebarkan Issu yang demo di SI adalah Ninja
3. SI pake tele Conference, nggak usah ngumpul di Senayan
4. Bikin keterangan Pers... nggak ada SI, yang ada cuma kumpul-2 anggota MPR
saja (arisan, ramah tamah)
5. Minta tolong Pak harto bikin acara jumpa-mahasiswa, ditanggung mahasiswa bakal
ganti haluan nggak jadi ke Senayan
6. Minta petunjuk kepada Megawati, bagaimana kiat memuluskan konggres PDI
7. Minta tolong pawang demo, misalnya Ki Gendeng Pamungkas atau Sri Bintang
Pamungkas
8. Berikan beasiswa sebanyak-banyaknya kepada ABRI untuk kuliah, jadi mahasiswa
dan ABRI manunggal
9. Buat Keppres darurat, mahasiswa wajib kuliah selama SI MPR
10. Culik semua mahasiswa
11. Kerahkan ABRI untuk demo di kampus-kampus, menuntuk penghapusan KKN mahasiswa
12. Tukar tempat sementara, Gedung MPR pindah ke MABES Cilangkap, Mabes pindah ke
Senayan
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source : mak dosen
[X]
> A couple married forty years were revisiting the same
> places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the
> secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer
> fence running along the road.
>
> The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did
> here forty years ago."
>
> The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence
> and they made love like never before.
>
> Back in the car, the guy says, "Darling, you sure never
> moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I
> can remember!"
>
> The woman says, "Forty years ago that fence wasn't
> electrified!"
***
source : Jokecircle
>>> THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 beer
35 vodka
48 double vodka
66 Maalox
SEDUCTION LINE
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.
FAVORITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 "Got home alive."
FAVORITE FANTASY
17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
HOUSE PET
17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 Irish setter
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
IDEAL DATE
17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 "Split the check before we go back to my place"
35 "Just come over."
48 "Just come over and cook."
66 sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
>>> THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have Francois color my hair
66 Need to have Francois color my wig
FAVORITE SPORT
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"
FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man
HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66
IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast
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[versi lain dari si Budi yg TK]
One day, a 4th grader came home from school and asks his father.
"Dad, everyone in class can count to 100, but I can only count to 10.
How come?"
His father says, "Well son, that's because you're from West Virginia."
The next day, the 4th grader came home from school and says.
"Dad, today everyone in class recited the entire alphabet. I only
know up to the letter 'L.' How come?"
Again, his father replies, "Well, that's because you're from West
Virginia."
Then one day, the 4th grader came home and was all excited,
wearing a smile from ear to ear. He says, "Dad! Dad! Today, we
were in gym class, and all the boys had little penises, but mine
was huge! Is that 'cause I'm from West Virginia??"
His father replies, "No son, that's because you're 28 years old."
*** End of Jokes ***
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