=========================== F R I E N D S H I P =========================== Original Sender : "M Fahmi Aulia" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ---------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry, lama gak muncul...B^P ***Jokes begin *** source: Val Disebuah bar seorang pemuda berbadan kecil sedang duduk santai. Seorang preman lokal mendekati dan langsung menendangnya keras, "Ciaaaaaaat!" pemuda kecil itu jatuh tersungkur dari bangkunya. Ketika dia bangun, si preman berkata dengan sombong, "itu tadi TAEKWONDO dari KOREA." Karena takut, pemuda itu tak menanggapi. Dia lalu kembali duduk ke bangkunya. Namun tak lama kemudian, preman tadi kembali mendekati dan membantingnya, "Gubrakkkkkk!" pemuda kecil itu terjerambab. Saat dia bangun, preman berkata lagi, "itu tadi JUDO dari JEPANG ". Pemuda kecil itu tetap tidak menanggapi. Perlahan dia kembali duduk. Tidak lama kemudian, preman menonjoknya, "Bugggggg!" pemuda kecil kembali jatuh, lalu si preman berkata, "Itu tadi BOXING dari AMERIKA." Pemuda itu menyadari mulutnya mengeluarkan darah. Lalu dia bangun dan tidak kembali ke bangkunya. Perlahan2 dia keluar dari bar. Tidak beberapa lama kemudian pemuda kecil itu masuk ke bar dan menghampiri si preman.Tanpa berkata apa-apa lagi dia langsung memukul si preman, "Bletokkkk!." Si preman langsung jatuh pingsan. Pemuda kecil ingin memberi penjelasan, tapi si preman tidak juga siuman. Pemuda kecil itu menghampiri pemilik bar dan berkata, "Pak, bila preman ini bangun tolong beritahu bahwa yang tadi itu adalah LINGGIS dari GUDANG" *** source: Daily Jokes A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel." "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple, and at the end of the day I sold the apple for 10 cents." "The next morning, I invested that 10 cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 p.m. for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated the vast sum of $1.37." "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars." *** source: Cybercheeze Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was large pile of apples. The nun made a note that said, "Take only one, God is watching." Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A little boy wrote a note, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples!" *** source: Murni Pemerintah menolak merger 4 bank swasta: Bank Panin, Bank Tata, Bank Bukopin dan Bank Mega, karena kalau digabung nanti namanya jadi Bank Pan-Tat-Bu-Mega. *** source: HGautama [X] What do you say after having sex with your love? - darling you're so great!> WRONG answer! - oh honey, you fabulous> WRONG answer! - i love you sunshine> this is paethetic!!! corect ANSWER: "BURUAN GIH CUCI SANA, ENTAR JADI BENERAN LHO"! === A chinnesse couple had a newborn baby. They saw a baby has a black skin, curly hair and big rounded eyes. So they give a baby name: SAM TING WONG. *** source: Lucky [X] 1. Oral sex does not mean talking to each other 2. A condom is not needed for wen you are doing it alone 3. Herpes is not the name of a Greek god. 4. On the same note, oral contraception goes beyond just saying 'NO' 5. For it not to be a crime, mutual consent is necessary 6. No woman would ever be desperate enough to sleep with you at first sight. If this happens be sure you pay her, otherwise you will suffer major physical pain 7. Abstinence is not a kinky position 8. Don't tell potential girlfriends that you have a severe Oedipus complex 9. A bad line to use is, "They took 80% off during my circumcision" 10. Speed is not a virtue. *** source: Hutch Seorang wanita pergi ke toko hewan dan melihat seekor betet besar yang indah. Terpampang harganya yang hanya Rp 50 ribu. "Kok murah?" tanya wanita itu pada pemilik toko. Si pemilik menjawab,"Begini, pertama-tama saya harus ceritakan dulu bahwa betet ini dahulu dipelihara di rumah bordil, jadi kadang-kadang dia ngomong kata-kata yang lumayan jorok". Si wanita berpikir sejenak, tapi tetap memutuskan untuk membeli burung yang indah itu. Ia membawanya pulang dan menaruhnya di sangkar, lalu menggantung sangkar itu di ruang tamu dan menunggu burung itu bicara. Burung itu melihat ke sekeliling ruangan, lalu melihat si wanita, dan berkata, "Rrumah barru, gerrmo barru". Wanita itu merasa kaget, tapi lalu menganggapnya lucu, "Tidak apalah", pikirnya. Saat dua anak gadisnya pulang dari sekolah, burung itu melihat mereka dan berkata, Rrumah barru, gerrmo barru, perrek barru." Gadis-gadis dan wanita itu merasa sedikit tersinggung tapi akhirnya bisa mentertawakan situasi itu. Beberapa saat kemudian Benny, suami sang wanita, pulang dari kantor. Burung itu melihatnya dan berkata, "Halo Benny!" *** source: Endang Setelah 4 hari di Palembang saya dapat info bahwa ada banyak yg aneh di Palembang ini khususnya dalam memberikan nama tempat contohnya : 1. Ada nama pulau yg karena bentuknya diberi nama Pulau Klentit. 2. Ada pasar bernama Pasar Kentut (nama lain dari pasar 16) yang karena penjualnya sering kentut. 3. Ada pasa bernama Pasar Busuk yg juga karena baunya. *** source: Achmad A programmer is someone who solves a problem you did'nt know you had in a way you don't understand. An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded. A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain) An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday did not happen today. A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant. An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane. A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that is not there. A topologist is a man who does not know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut. A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief." A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to Antarctica in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. *** source: Willy Apakah Globalisasi itu?? Seorang putri bangsawan INGGRIS bersama pacarnya yg berkebangsaan MESIR mengalami kecelakaan di sebuah terowongan di PERANCIS. Mobilnya yang buatan JERMAN dengan mesin BELANDA menabrak tembok di terowongan tsb. Mobil tsb di-sopir-i oleh pemuda berkebangsaan BELGIA yang lulus SMU di SCOTLANDIA. Mereka sedang menghindari kejaran papparazi ITALIA yang mengendarai motor buatan JEPANG. Mobil mereka hancur termasuk HP canggih mereka yg keluaran SWEDIA. Seorang dokter dari AMERIKA berusaha menolong dibantu oleh staf-staf medik dari FILIPINA dengan menggunakan obat2an dari BRAZIL, namun sayang...tidak berhasil !! ....dan beberapa orang I N D O N E S I A sempat-sempatnya melihat email ini...., dasar ngga ada kerjaan !! *** End of Jokes *** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friendship MailingList is provided by PT Centrin Online Tbk Maintained by : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Post a msg : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe : Mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] . BODY : unsubscribe <Mailing List Name> For more information, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with "HELP" in the BODY of your mail (without quote). ----------------------------------------------------------------
