or maybe ross retard got his login info owned On 4/21/07, Paul Schmehl <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > When I saw the post on Full Disclosure, I didn't think much of it. BS > like that is posted here routinely by fools without a life. However, when > I saw it in my rss feed, I realized that eEye's blog got p0wnd by somebody. > > Here's my RSS feed: > > Technobabylon > Security marketing is what happens when whores turn over their life's work > to people paid to manipulate others > > > * 1 Item > * Updated: Sat, Apr 21 2007 6:44 AM > > Whitehat Manifesto: Life at eEye > > By Ross Brown > > Cocktard2xw5_2 > > Hi, > > My name is Ross Brown, eEye Squirting Research CEO. > > I'm an addict. I'm addicted to the same all-dancing, all-singing crap that > this so-called "security industry" is made of. I sell utterly flawed > products through my company and employ brilliant individuals such as Marc > Maiffret who can't even read. I also work for the company who was behind > Code Red and nowadays pretends to promote "responsible disclosure". We are > nothing but blood sucking animals. We suck the motivation and altruism out > of the really talented people, and turn them into industry whores. > > We are the ones making this whole security consultant image. College > degree, responsible individual with a dog and nice family, with a feminist > girlfriend who buys "French donuts" and cracks you up every night. We are > utterly hopeless, and thus we are being owned by crack commandos from > outerspace. > > We have tainted the whole thing already. We manipulate people through > press releases, we release "0-day patches" and products that allegedly > protect from the problems that "the bad guys" create. We are the ones who > buy "exploits", information from third-parties and anything that can boost > our market share by spreading fear. We create the problems for the > solutions we sell. But we are retarded enough that our own products are > flawed to their knees. A single look over their source code would cause > you deadly diarrhea. I know this because Tyler knows this. > > All we do now is blogging, "podcasting" and utterly gay crap. We would > rather shut the fuck up but we feel like telling the world how bad h4x0rs > are and how they can snap off your cybercock. > 170 > > We invented beautiful terms such as "responsible disclosure", > "vulnerability response time", "proof of concept", "penetration testing", > "ethical hacking", etc. We also invented rubber fists, but that's another > story. > > I'm a whitehat and this is my manifesto. You may snap off my cock, but you > may not stretch my anus with a rubber fist. You may release your evil > 0days or own me with them. I'll stand anyway. Because I have no other > intention than buying CANVAS licenses and IDA Pro (ah, we employ Andre > Protas too, don't tell Ilfak about his leak of IDA Pro 5.0 Advanced to > CRACKLab.ru). I have no other intention than fucking up the real sense > behind this. I have no other intention than building up a industry based > on fear and public relations. Space monkeys have been sent on mission. > Fuck yeah, I pen-test the world, ethically! > Mega_lol > > More information: http://technobabylon.typepad.com > > In the meanwhile, please contribute to eEye's "Save a Whitehat" campaign > and share your credit card details with us: > > Ross Brown > American Express > ***********1018 (11/07) > > 90 Endless Visa > 92656, Aliso Viejo, CA > USA > > Call me ASAP at my personal phone: +1.9493052343 > Erotic line, 10 cents/min. Travesties and goats welcome. > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] - 60fdabb8659569b94166592e53876404 (I don't like > threesomes) > > Regards. > > And here's what you see when you go to the actual blog: > <http://technobabylon.typepad.com/tb/2007/04/whitehat_manife.html> > > TypePad: Personal Weblogging Service > Access to the weblog you have requested has been suspended. > > So, you folks using Typepad might want to look at little closer at the > code. Looks like there's a 0day out there. > > Paul Schmehl ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) > Senior Information Security Analyst > The University of Texas at Dallas > http://www.utdallas.edu/ir/security/ >
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