-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Steve Ragan wrote: > Wow > What is with all the junk mail over the last few days on the list? > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Sunday, May 20, 2007 7:16 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: [Full-disclosure] iDEFENSE VCP Challenge and botnet technologies > > Good evening list members, > > Here is Larry Seltzer, your beloved on-field journalist reporting about the > latest iDEFENSE challenge. An internal source who wishes to remain > anonymous, provided information about possible bankruptcy of the VA-based > "cyberintelligence" company, which offers monetary rewards for exploits, > vulnerability information (Cross Site Scripting, LD_PRELOAD mis-use and VCP > member list leakage issues). > > The confidential information shows certain inconsistencies in the financial > department, possibly caused by the increasing money laundering crime from > eGold and the other payment methods they accept. Anonymous sources comment > that the company could be investing in "pleasing slave Russian wifes" since > December of past year, with the departure of Richard Johnson and Pedram > Amini (working at Microsoft and 3Com's ZDI, respectively). The remaining > employees are known to have leaked CANVAS exploits as their own, causing > major struggle in the Miami-based basement of the ImmunitySec team (which I > hate so much, due to my affiliations with Matasano and some old @Stake > people). > > This all might be the cause for the low prices offered by the continuous VCP > challenges that the company launches on quarterly basis. The current one, > offering as much as 16K USD dollars for flaws in OpenSSH, Apache, etc. > > Security experts from all over the world, consider the price value fair > after rumors of potential pre-authentication flaws in the listed > applications. Possible reasons include the retirement of GOBBLES Security, > the groundbreaking revelations of the well known Dr. Neal Krawetz, the > relaunch of SNOSOFT or even the raising of a new neo-luddite terrorist > organization known as The Rogue Parrot Squadron, which could be linked to > the tsunami disasters and 11th September. > > The FBI is reportedly investigating a security compromise of the systems > used by the Gibson Research Corporation to host and sponsor the OpenBSD > project, after DARPA stopped their funding (due to Theo De Raadt's comments > to a Calgary based publication, regarding the War on Terror and gay > marriages involving parrot sex and plastic surgery). This could be connected > to the aforementioned underground neo-luddite organizations as well as the > mysterious Internet identity known as n3td3v or it's counterpart, v3dt3n. > > In a conference call with Gandhi Evron, details about unsuspected botnets > taking over control of Israeli nuclear facilities have been made available. > A crack commando lead by Gandhi (who showed up in boxing gloves and elastic > pants) managed to destroy an Iranian building complex used to conduct Denial > of Service attacks against str0ke's private IRC intelligence service. Other > sources confirm the compromise of individuals connected to the kidnapping of > the world most well known whitehat expert, Andre Protas, who still works at > eEye and obtains IDA Pro bulk licenses (albeit Ilfak Guilfanov publicly > refuses to support him) for the now infamous CRACKlab.ru > > Similar conditions seem to surround GOBBLES Security operatives, after they > were forced out of retirement by the Krawetz HackerFactor gang (in > retardement since circa 100 years ago). Anonymous sources agree that this > message will be flagged as 'Made in GOBBLES, 100% Mighty Turkey meat' by the > well known Doctor. > > Rumors say he will soon move to a remote, lone Island in the middle of > nowhere, to create a new race portraying thick nerdy glasses, fat faces and > a desperate need of publishing utterly scientifically-flawed crap in > security conferences, forums, blogs and Ranum's podcast. > > Finally, Matasano LLC., managed to make a world out of a single Quicktime > exploit. This crack commando, known for bashing the LMH/IPU identity (known > to be a group of desperate gangsters willing to do real mayhem over > whitehats' wifes) arguing "they are publicity stunts". Drugs must be > working, meds still in pharmacy. Anonymous sources comment that this > desperate move for publicity might be a sign of serious financial problems > in the consulting firm, which is being managed by a real moron from > outer-space, Thomas P-ee-tacek (phonetic emphasis is mine). Known for > publishing an IDS evasion paper circa 10 years ago, he possesses strong > management skills, as well as a talent for pissing off the wrong people. He > also forgot that IDS evasion is more than your own version of 'hping'. They > were also stupid enough for getting as much as 10K USD from the ZDI, when > they could have sold it to iDEFENSE for a higher value and fingerprinting. > The consulting firm denied negotiations with Apple Computer Inc. for a > possible Leopard-related contract, which could explain the absolute lameness > and faggotry shown in all the public mentions of the Cupertino-based > manufacturer as "pleasing to work with, absolutely reliable and honest, > smooth and tight as the ass of a 7-year old". > > Shall the world end in major struggle, fire and massive ruckuz, your beloved > journalist-on-field, Larry Seltzer, will continue to bring unbiased news > reports and save the world from evil h4x0r forces utilizing the giant > honeypot force, completely controlled by him. > Nothing will stop him from getting the job done. No fear, no pain. > Sacrifice and hard work. Drugs and heavy attention deficit disorder. > The Great Asperger Army. Nothing, absolutely nothing will stop him. > Ever. > > Regards and kisses, > Larry Seltzer - reporting from the outer space. > > _______________________________________________ > Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. > Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html > Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/ > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.467 / Virus Database: 269.7.6/813 - Release Date: 5/20/2007 > 7:54 AM > > _______________________________________________ > Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. > Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html > Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/ > I'm beginning to believe in full-disclosure going to full-moderated-disclosure. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: Using GnuPG with Mozilla - http://enigmail.mozdev.org
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