Steve: I consulted your site at http://www.bytebusters.com/ for more information about these new policies and how they might impact your employees and prospective customers, but only found an announcement regarding a trojan horse in OpenSSH. Please expound further on these initiatives, and see if you can work a POOP or QUEEF acronym in if possible.
Your humble servant, Le Mustache du Valdis On Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 9:42 PM, Stephen Menard <[email protected]> wrote: > > -------- Original Message -------- > Subject: FW: Notice to all employees > Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:42:20 -0300 > > > Subject: Notice to all employees > Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:06:14 -0500 > > > > Dear employees, > > > > Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the > economy, Management has decided to > > implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early > retirement. This scheme will be known > > as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). > > > > Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for > the SHAFT scheme (Special Help > > After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will > be reviewed under the SCREW > > programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED > once, SHAFTED twice and > > SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. > > > > Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for > Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES > > (Half Eamings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). > > > > Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED > any further by Management. > > Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT > (Special High Intensity Training) as > > possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it > gives employees. Should you feel that > > you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your > Supervisor. They have been trained to give > > you all the SHIT you can handle. > > > > Sincerely, > > > > The Managemt > --------------------------------------- > > footers removed > <http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowslive/products/messenger.aspx> > > _______________________________________________ > Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. > Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html > Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/ _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/
