Actually even the dumber monkeys are above average pen testers (except for BoBo*).
*BoBo is a retarded monkey who Fredrick Diggle took pity on and signed up for a gmail account (Perhaps you have heard of n3td3v). On Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 3:00 PM, T Biehn<[email protected]> wrote: > Travis wonders when Fredrick Diggle has time for his highly trained > and effective security enterprises knowing that he spends most of his > time grooming monkeys and feeding giraffes, which is very difficult to > do when the monkeys decide to start an inter-species war because the > giraffes are blocking their sunlight. > > Unless, of course, you've trained some of the brighter monkeys on how > to use metasploit... Looking for investors? > > On Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 3:23 PM, Fredrick Diggle<[email protected]> wrote: >> Fredrick Diggle Security has been made aware through its extensive >> network of underground connections and informants that the security >> firm Matasano was recently viciously attacked by a group of hackers. >> Fredrick Diggle would like to personally offer his (and his cronies) >> services in responding to this incident. >> >> Fredrick Diggle Security recommends that Matasano contract >> professional incident responders (namely Fredrick Diggle et al) to >> perform forensic analysis of the compromised system(s). Only then can >> Matasano be assured that all possible steps have been taken to detect >> and remove any rootkit(s) that may have been placed on this/these >> system(s). >> >> Fredrick Diggle would also like to offer his services in performing a >> review of Matasano's network architecture. This will help to ensure >> that Matasano will be in the best possible position to prevent and/or >> manage future incidents. >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. >> Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html >> Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/ >> > _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.grok.org.uk/full-disclosure-charter.html Hosted and sponsored by Secunia - http://secunia.com/
