>>I had decided he was just too far out of touch to be >>helped...
Yes, it's true: customers "Down Under" used to be too far out of touch for the original US/EU briefcases. Hence the manufacturer added a "sin(-1)" toggle switch for those who cross the equator on their way toward the south pole. Great for those occasions when you need to wipe out a cyber-terrorist living in Kuala Lampur. The Deluxe model comes with a special -90/+90 knob, just dial in your latitude for an optimal electromagnetic pulse! A special connector lets you hook a Garmin GPS to your EMP briefcase for an always-perfect latitude setting for spies on the go. Hey, you've been great, folks! Tip your wait staff, I'll be here all week... Rob More humor: http://Vmyths.com/mm/humor/psa/allvideo.asx _______________________________________________ Full-Disclosure - We believe in it. Charter: http://lists.netsys.com/full-disclosure-charter.html
