1. Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
2. Make beeping noises when you back up.
3. Signal that a conversation is over, by clamping your hands over your ears.
4. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge
across the room.
5. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
6. Honk and wave to strangers.
7. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
8. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear
that?" "Hear what? "Never mind, it's gone now."
9. Try playing the "William Tell Overture" by tapping on the bottom
of your chin. When nearly done, announce: "No, wait! I messed it
up!", and repeat.
10. Ask people what gender they are.
11. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
12. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars, to
see if they slow down.
13. Sing along at the opera.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
15. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their
answers in a notebook and mutter something about "Psychological
Profiles".
16. Tell your friends 5 days prior, that you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
17. Leave your turn signal on for miles.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!
18. Send this email to everyone in your email address book, even if
they sent it to you or have asked you NOT to send things like this!
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