Weer eens iets uit een nieuwsgroep.
Nu eens niet de eeuwige lightbulb-jokes om een bepaalde groep mensen
te typeren zoals ze op
http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html genoemd staan.
Toelichting: een topposter is iemand die bij een reply altijd
(onlogisch) schrijft *boven* waar op gereageerd wordt in plaats van
eronder. Of is dit allemaal weer iets te nerdish?
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Subject: Re: Philosophies and felines
From: "Miss L. Toe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Newsgroups: free.uk.pets.cats, uk.rec.humour
The topposter would spend 3 days looking in the attic for the cat while
everyone else was looking in the cellar.
"Tony P." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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the economist would hide the cat; bringing it out tomorrow, blaming the
mouse on the interest rate hike; saying it was for the good of the group.
"Miss L. Toe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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>
> "Muttley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> >
> > A philosopher is defined as a blind man in an unlit cellar at midnight
> > searching for a black cat that isn't there.
> >
> > A theologian is identical in all respects save that he believes he has
> > found the cat.
> >
> > A lawyer, naturally, would smuggle the cat under his coat in order to
> > brandish it theatrically when it best serves his purpose.
> >
> > A scientist would accept the non-existence of the cat but be at pains to
> > point out that its non-existence could only ever be assumed; never
> > proven.
> >
> > An engineer would briefly search for a cat and then employ his time more
> > productively by constructing a superior cat replacement from the
> > materials available in the cellar.
> >
> > A soldier would shoot the cat to protect the liberty of the mouse,
> > unless he was American in which case he would conduct a shock
> > and awe campaign to win the heart and mind of the cat and
> > (in the process) accidentally shoot the mouse.
> >
>
> A quantum Physicist would say that the cat was both in the cellar and not
> in the cellar at the same time, but it's existence/or not was only true or
> false if/when it was/or wasnt observed.
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