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METHODIST
SQUIRRELS
There were four country churches in a small
Arkansas town:
The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the
Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with
pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting
to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and
consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there
and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up
habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a large
plywood cover on the baptistery and flood it. The squirrels escaped
somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Catholic group got together and decided that
they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they
humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of
town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- the Methodist Church came up with the best
and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as
members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
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