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Appliance salesman: You'll like this range. For instance, you put in a roast, you set the oven control, then you go out all day. When you come home at night, the roast is done. Gracie: Haven't you got one where I don't have to go out? My sister had a baby. I can't wait to find out if I'm an aunt or an uncle. Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school, I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. In the next life, I'd like to come back as an oyster. Then I'd only have to be good from September to April. George: Gracie, what do you think of television? Gracie: Oh I think it's wonderful, I hardly ever watch radio anymore. Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
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