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One fellow was violently tearing through his Bible in a desperate search when a friend came up and asked, "Is something wrong?" "Yes," he said, "I can't remember if the Thanksgiving story is in the Old Testament or New Testament!" --- Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied, "so why is their dad carrying that rifle?" --- Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then they discover that once a year is way too often. --- Father, bless us according to our thankLESSness, lest Thou bless us according to our thankfulness, and we starve. Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea For a virtual visit go to http://www.lifestorywriting.net/ Join the fun at http://groups.msn.com/LifeStoryWriting For Quiet Moments http://www.gospelcom.net/rbc/odb/odb.shtml Seeking? http://www.reasons4faith.org/ Spiritual Retreat http://groups.yahoo.com/group/spiritual-retreat/ The Truth Project www.thetruthproject.org My Blog Spot: http://cardiffstorylady.blogspot.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.worldfamousrecipes.com/index.php/627 http://www.worldfamousrecipes.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
