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From: nikitaluvs1
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A US Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the
ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the
ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Navy SEAL got out of
his chair, went up to the professor, and punched him in the face, knocking
him off the platform. The professor was totally unconscious, I mean out
cold!
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Navy SEAL got out of
his chair, went up to the professor, and punched him in the face, knocking
him off the platform. The professor was totally unconscious, I mean out
cold!
The SEAL then went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Navy
SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid crap like that and
act like an asshole. So He sent me!"
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Navy
SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid crap like that and
act like an asshole. So He sent me!"
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