Funny Jokes - Bad News and Really Bad News A late middle aged man who just hadn't been feeling well at all, went in for a thorough exam. Since this was an HMO plan, he saw yet another new doctor this time.
After all the lab work and tests, he is waiting in the Doctor's office for the results. The Doctor comes in and says, with obvious concern in his voice: "Mr.Smith, I'm afraid its not good. I have bad news and really bad news." Smith looks him in the eye, and with only the faintest quaver, says, "I can take it Doc. What's the worst?" "I'm afraid you have a malignant brain tumor and its inoperable. I doubt if you have more than 6 months to live." He slumped down, put his face in his hands and just stared at the floor a minute. Then he looked up and said, "OK, Doc. What's the bad news?" "You have Alzheimers." "Thank God!" he said in obvious relief. "I was afraid I had cancer!" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.worldfamousrecipes.com/index.php/627 http://www.worldfamousrecipes.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
