Funny Jokes - SIGNS YOU'RE AN OVERWEIGHT COP - You spend a lot of your time trying to apprehend Big Macs. - You have two holsters: One for your gun, one for Italian Sausage. - The last time you saw your feet, "Kojak" was on in prime time. - Instead of yelling "Freeze!" you yell "Fritos!" - Even a patrol car's big block engine can't propel you more than 30 mph. - You sometimes work undercover as a sofa. - You take the phrase, "Take a bite out of crime" too literally. - Several times a year, rescue workers have to use jaws of life to get you out of your squad car. - Your bum is known as the fourth precinct. - You're frequently used as a roadblock.
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