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Funny Jokes - UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken
computer in it?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with the hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?
On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message
'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think
people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it
up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum
one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from
the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we
use them? If not then what was the purpose of the
bath?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you
kept drying your clothes would they eventually just
disappear?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing
so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right,
so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?
Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and
you get to the top you always think there's still one
more step?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
that's falling off the table you always manage to
knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard
sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the
stuff is placed?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as
it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why do women always ask questions that have no right
answers?
Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger
men?
Why is it that inside every older person is a younger
person wondering what the heck happened?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is
man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays?
Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the
year?
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just
a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but
when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with
the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Why do men forget everything and women remember
everything?
Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat
American food?
Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After
all there's no sense in two people remembering the
same things right?
Is the real reason women live longer then men because
they don't have to live with women?
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
it like your wife told you to?
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