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Funny Jokes - UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

     Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken
     computer in it?

     Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you
     use the bubbles are always white?

     Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

     Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
     with the hopes that something new to eat will have
     materialized?

     On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message
     'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think
     people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

     Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times
     with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it
     up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum
     one more chance?

     Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from
     the end you first try?

     How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?


     Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we
     use them? If not then what was the purpose of the
     bath?

     Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you
     kept drying your clothes would they eventually just
     disappear?

     When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our
     ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing
     so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It isn't all right,
     so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

     Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and
     you get to the top you always think there's still one
     more step?

     Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something
     that's falling off the table you always manage to
     knock something else over?

     Is it true that the only difference between a yard
     sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the
     stuff is placed?

     In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as
     it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

     Why do women always ask questions that have no right
     answers?


     Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger
     men?

     Why is it that inside every older person is a younger
     person wondering what the heck happened?

     If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is
     man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?

     Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays?
     Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the
     year?

     Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just
     a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but
     when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with
     the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

     How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

     Why do men forget everything and women remember
     everything?

     Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat
     American food?

     Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After
     all there's no sense in two people remembering the
     same things right?

     Is the real reason women live longer then men because
     they don't have to live with women?

     If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing
     it like your wife told you to?

 

 

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