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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband's disorder will surely be terminal:
Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure
he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can
take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for
him.
Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress
worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie
and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type
of team sporting event on television. And, most importantly make
love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every
whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think
your husband will regain his strength and health."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor
say?"
"He said you're gonna die," she replied.
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