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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two
eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs." "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents, 'cause now you're ordering a la carte," the waitress said. "You mean I'm going to have to pay more for not having the eggs?" my wife asked, incredulously. "Then I'll take the special." "How do you want your eggs?" asked the waitress. "Raw, in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS !!! Thelly, the Storylady, Cardiff by the Sea
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