Funny Jokes - Gender

What Gender Is It?

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. 
But
what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For 
example:

Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see
right through them.

Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm 
up.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are 
pushed. But
can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it. And, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain 
water.

Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the 
bottom.

Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control -- Female......HaHa! You thought it'd be male. But
consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and 
while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.








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