Funny Jokes - Makin' bacon

A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard, he had 
determined  to take them to the county fair and sell them. While at 
the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After 
talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 
50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another and so 
they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a field in which to mate 
their pigs. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got 
up at 5 AM, loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was 
the only vehicle they had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the  pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I 
know if they are  pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're 
in the grass grazing in the morning, then they're pregnant, if 
they're in the mud, then they're not." The next morning they were 
rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them again into the 
family station wagon and proceeded to try again. 

This continued each morning the following week until one morning the 
farmer  was so tired that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to 
his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the pigs are in 
the mud or in the field." "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in 
the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."

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