Funny Jokes - THE OLD PASTOR
An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to
come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As
they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to
sit on each side of the bed.
The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the
ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and lawyer were
touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his
final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any
indication that he particularly liked either one of them.
Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come
here?"
The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between
two thieves, and that's how I want to go."
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