Funny Jokes - Wal-Mart's Own Brand of Wine
Bentonville, AR:
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering
customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The
world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of
California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-
$5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into
their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy
Micken, VP of Marketing. She said, "But the right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the
Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of
popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the Number One name for Wal-Mart wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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