(They are pretty funny if you sing them or say them out loud): Kids' 
statements that are a little ... off track:

* God bless America Thru the night with a light from a bulb!

* 0 Susanna, 0 don't you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a
band-aid on my knee!

* Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the
Son and to the Whole East Coast.

* We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.

* Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.

* He carrots for you.

* Yield Not to Penn Station.

* Dust Around the Throne.

* Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures,
HERE WE GO

* Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

* While shepherds washed their socks by night



                                
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