Funny Jokes - Family Fortunes
Genuine contestants' answers from the TV game 'Family Fortunes' (same
as US's Family Feud)
We asked one hundred people to name: You Say:
...A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones
...A famous Scotsman? Jock
...An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
...A jacket (baked) potato topping? Jam
...A food that can be brown or white? Potatoes
...A sign of the Zodiac? April
...A job a working dog does? Slave
...Something with a hole in it? A window
...Something people might be allergic to? Skiing
...A type of large cat? Persian
...A type of record? Floppy disc
...Something associated with pigs? The police
...A non-living object with legs? A plant
...A domestic animal? Leopard
...Something red? My cardigan
...A kind of ache? Filet-o'-fish ("I thought you said Hake")
...Something you beat? An apple
...A dangerous race (eg a car race)? The Arabs
...A number you have to memorise? Seven
...Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde
...Something that floats in the bath? Water
...Something in the garden that's green? The shed
...Something a blind man might use? A sword
...Something you wear on the beach? A deckchair
...A famous cowboy? Buck Rogers
...An animal you might see at a zoo? A dog
...A famous bridge? The Bridge over Troubled Waters
...A part of the body beginning with N? Knee
...Something you put on walls? Roofs
...A famous Royal? Mail
...Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
...Something slippery? A conman
...A way of cooking fish? Cod
...A form of transport you can walk around in? My foot
...A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on
...Something you do before going to bed? Sleep
...Something a cat does? Go to the toilet
...An animal beginning with B? Bullfrog
...The last thing you take off before going to bed? Your feet
...Something that makes you scream? A squirrel
...Something you have with coffee? The Sunday Sport
...A song with 'Moon' in the title? Blue Suede Moon
...Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with
wings
...Something with a red light on it? A Dalek
...Something you open other than a door? Your bowels
To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:-
...A food that can be easily eaten without chewing? "Er...chips?"
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