Funny Jokes - GOOD QUESTIONS..............

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops.
On my desk I have a work station...

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with
battery?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly,
is fog horn made out of?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up
with "Quit while you're ahead"?

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?

        
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