The Wisdom of Will Rogers:
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back
in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The
few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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