Funny Jokes - Are You A Republican? You Might Be A Republican If...
- You've ever tried to prove that Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare. - You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty. - You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese. - You've named your kids "Deduction One" and "Deduction Two". - You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage. - You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend". - You think Huey Newton is a cookie. - The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you. - You think you might remember laughing once as a kid. - You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie. - You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs". - You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something. - You've ever uttered the phrase,"Why don't we just bomb the sons-of-bitches?" - You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school." - You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie". - You answer to "The Man". - You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. - You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood." - You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values." - When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho." - You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969. - You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home. - Vietnam made a lot of sense to you. - You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America. - You've ever said "Civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties." - You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me." - You've ever called education a luxury. - You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle. - You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductible. - You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan. - You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker. - You're afraid of the "liberal media." - You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...." - You ever told a child that "Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society." - You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when they don't even have shoes. - You confuse Lenin with Lennon. - You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut!" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.quotescentral.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
