Funny Jokes - Dog Pianist A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Hey, get out of here with that mutt!"
The guy says, "Sir, this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!" The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay ... and have a drink on the house!" So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing. Ragtime, blues, jazz, torch songs, even Mozart. The bartender and patrons are enjoying the music. Suddenly, a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wants him to be a doctor." Funny Jokes <http://www.jokes-joke.com/> Funny Jokes <http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/> Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/> Funny Quotes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/> Funny Quotes <http://www.quotes-world.com/> Quotes Central <http://www.quotescentral.com/> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> See what's inside the new Yahoo! Groups email. http://us.click.yahoo.com/2pRQfA/bOaOAA/yQLSAA/ZkgolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.quotescentral.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
