You might be a Mexican: If you can fit four riders on the bench seat of a
pickup, while in the back twelve are standing up.
You are a Mexican: If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all
while wearing chanclas, Mexican status!!
If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending
business, yes you're a Mexican.
If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita rubbed the area
while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!
If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on
your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, You ARE a Mexican (proud one
too).
If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina, your wifey, your old lady,
or your vieja. guess what? You're a California born Mexican.
If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez,
Then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito
de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." This has happened to every
good Mexican, and yes you're definitely a Mexican.
If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or fear the
dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!
Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every
drawing. You're in the Mexican Zone!!!
If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of
calling it by its name. yep! Mexican!
If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or pizza as
"picxa" you're a Mexican.
If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out
why your butt is getting bigger... you might be a Mexican.
If you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go
to your birthday party at "el parque" you are a Mexican.
If your tias and abuela dress up in their Sunday best, nylon, heels and all to
go to the "Remate." (AKA the Flea Market) Then yes you are a Mexican.
If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint
green, and purple. Yes Mexican!!!
If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the
top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes you're a Mexican.
If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils
and gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help
relieve your symptoms, Damn!! You're Mexican.
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE
A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!
You know your laughing your head off cuz it's true, all meant in fun, don't get
all "doloridos" and pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!
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