Funny Jokes - YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 WHEN.....

 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they 
don't have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the 
phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to 
get an outside line.

 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three 
different  companies.

9. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

10. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

11. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get 
long-service awards.


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