Signs You've Bought A Bad Car Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty
Garbage Bags. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.
The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle. The rearview mirror
says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk." The
odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.
Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you're taking. The sticker
on the windshield says, "Batteries Not Included." You fill up the tank with
Unleaded Coal. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.
When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.
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