Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch
standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of
airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all
traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate
frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to
test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager
to test it on the windshields of their new high speed
trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to
the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the
engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of
the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield,
smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control
console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and
embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an
arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results
of the experiment, along with the designs of the
windshield and begged the US scientists for
suggestions.
You're going to love this...
NASA responded with a one-line memo............
"Defrost the chicken."
You never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive.
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