Funny Jokes - ICU ROOMMATES
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say: "Scottish." The other signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said: "Irish." This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say: "Glasgow." Again the second replied in a weedy frail voice: "Dublin." Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first man managed to again point to himself and say: "Jimmy." Replied the other: "Paddy." A few hours later, Jimmy managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly: "Cancer." Paddy responded: "Sagittarius." http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.quotescentral.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
