Funny Jokes - Redneck medical practice A couple of good ol' boys Cleatis and Billy-Bob from down Georgia ways are out in the woods on a possum hum when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The Cleatis starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My bud Billy-Bob just died. He jest keeled over. He's dead, I tell ya! What can I do?" The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's dead." There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a gun shot. Cleatis comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?" http://www.worldfamousrecipes.com/ http://quotesoflove.blogspot.com/ http://quotes.wordpress.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.quotescentral.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
