Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out
section of forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest
fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete
with a dive tank, flippers and face mask. A post- mortem
examination revealed that the person died not from burns but
from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification.
Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad diver
ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
It was revealed that, on the day of the fire, the person went
for a diving trip off the coast--some 20 MILES away from the
forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as
possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The
buckets were dropped into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown
to the forest fire and emptied.
You guessed it!!! One minute our diver was making like
Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing a breaststroke in a fire
bucket 300m in the air. Apparently, he extinguished exactly 1.78m
(5'10") of the fire.
Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed!!!!!
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