You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an
airline- it helps if you have some kind of a football
team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you
need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut.
--Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than
alcohol has taken out of me.
--Winston Churchill
He was a wise man who invented beer.
--Plato
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me
so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with
beer.
--Homer Simpson
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
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