Funny Jokes - Criminal Justice
A man was charged with stealing a Ferrari, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day he came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing. "Your honor," he said, "I want you to issue a warrant of arrest for that dirty lawyer of mine." "Why?" asked the judge. "He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?" "Well, your honor," the man replied, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole!" http://quotes.wordpress.com/tag/funny-quotes/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.quotescentral.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
