United States Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit
called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas,
Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys
will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday!
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