I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found
nothing there.
Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take
the credit.
This is no battle of wits between u & me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning
for you?
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because
nothing is blocking traffic.
· If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,
but not for your parents.
· If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your
children illegitimately.
· I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used
it.
· They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would
have been better than none.
· You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're
good for.
· People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you
have inferiority!
· You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your
equals.
· I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would
be genocide!
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