Dougie Freeman, owner of the West End Salon & Spa in Provincetown, Mass., had
a great idea for a summer promotion: he installed a dancing pole, and any
customer who danced at the pole would get $1 off for each minute danced, up to
five. No go, said town officials. "Dancing is construed as entertainment," said
the licensing bureau, ordering Freeman to take down the pole and end his
"Dancing for Discounts" program. "This is actually a wholesome activity,"
Freeman complained, noting there was no stripping involved. "I feel kind of
like an artist who's been nailed to a cross." (Boston Herald)
...Cassingham's Law: the moment you compare yourself to Christ, you've lost the
high ground.
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