A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish
because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to
be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in
line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His
fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there
are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head
off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE, BE HAPPY.
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